Quotes About Funny

Quotes About Funny

“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”

 Phyllis Diller

“It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
 Marilyn Monroe

“Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.”
 Lemony Snicket

“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
 Mark Twain

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
Cathy Guisewite

“If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?”
 Jerry Seinfeld

“Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.”
 Yogi Berra

“Don't be so humble - you are not that great.”
 Golda Meir

“A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.”
 Bill Cosby

“That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”
 George Carlin

He pointed to himself. "Male and eighteen. What's your point?”
 Rachel Caine

“What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.”
Rodney Dangerfield

“I don't hate you.. I just don't like that you exist”
Gena Showalter

“If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.”
Lawrence Ferlinghetti

“I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.”
 Lauren Myracle


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